'Tattoo Fixers' Artist Shows How To Tattoo A Penis (And It Involves Spatulas)

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A well-known tattoo artist has revealed how to ink a penis - and it’s pretty terrifying.

Sketch, who is known for his work on Channel 4’s β€˜Tattoo Fixers’, said that he has tattooed a member or two in his time. But has never inked a picture of a penis onto someone (thank goodness).

With the show’s return to E4 on 7 December, he revealed his secret to successfully inking one of the, ahem, softer parts of a man’s body.

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The tattoo artist said the secret to tattooing a penis lies in ensuring that the skin is stretched enough - and this is often done using a utensil commonly found in your kitchen drawer.

β€œNormally, if you get a spoon or a wooden spatula and put it under, then bend the dick over it, it stretches right over,” he told Digital Spy.

β€œYou do need to stretch the skin or the needle will keep catching it. We get the privilege of stretching it.”

While he’s tattooed a few penises in his time, he said that he’s never inked a man’s testicles.

He added: β€œIt would be atrocious. You must have to stretch it right out.”

Well, there you have it.

β€˜Tattoo Fixers’ returns to E4 on 7 December at 9pm.

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