#MuslimsReportStuff Addresses Donald Trump's 'Muslim Help' Call

During Sunday night’s US presidential debate, Donald Trump called on Muslims to report “hatred” and “problems”, “when they see them”.

Unsurprisingly given the Republican’s rocky record on appropriating blame for terrorism, his comments prompted a comical backlash following this zinger from Moustafa Bayoumi, author of This Muslim American Life.

I'm a Muslim, and I would like to report a crazy man threatening a woman on a stage in Missouri. #debate
— Moustafa Bayoumi (@BayoumiMoustafa) October 10, 2016

Here are some of the best from possibly the funniest Trump-trolling trend to date...

1) Crimes against language.

Hi, I'm Muslim & want 2 report a man in St. Louis butchering English by stringing adjectives & passing them as sentences #MuslimsReportStuff
— Muna Ali (@munamali) October 10, 2016

"Unproud" is not a word. #MuslimsReportStuff #debate
— Sabina Khan-Ibarra (@MuslimahMontage) October 10, 2016

2) Crimes against groceries.

I think my sister drank orange juice straight out of the carton, will continue to investigate #MuslimsReportStuff
— basith (@MrCommonCents) October 10, 2016

3) Multiple offences against everyone’s favourite tahini-based dip.

I'd like to report multiple containers of some kind of bean dip mislabeled as #hummus at Safeway #muslimsreportstuff
— Brooke Ann (@tinyinkling1) October 10, 2016

You don't want to know what we actually put in hummus. #MuslimsReportStuff
— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) October 10, 2016

Killing all the infidels is delicious. Especially with hummus, which also means "death to America." #MuslimsReportStuff https://t.co/s0SeDZyhWP
— John Haltiwanger (@jchaltiwanger) October 10, 2016

4) ... and falafel.

"Falafel" actually means "kill all the infidels". We've kept that a secret all this time. #MuslimsReportStuff
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) October 10, 2016

5) Crimes against furniture.

He's doing very strange things to a chair. #MuslimsReportStuff https://t.co/iyAPTFIfoR
— Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) October 10, 2016

6) Failure to use hot sauce.

I'd like to report that everything tastes better with sriracha. Seriously. #MuslimsReportStuff
— Shehab Chowdhury (@Shehabchow) October 10, 2016

7) Suspicious sleeping patterns.

#MuslimsReportStuff My dad is taking a nap, I'll keep on watching him as Trump ordered.
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) October 10, 2016

8) Domestic chaos.

I did laundry this morning but still haven't put it away #MuslimsReportStuff
— Sana M (@sanamasuds) October 10, 2016

9) Crimes against flavour.

I'd like to report that quinoa is overrated and looks gross. #MuslimsReportStuff
— Eman Hassaballa Aly (@EmanHAly) October 10, 2016

10) The ongoing clown epidemic.

Creepy orange clowns sighted recently across the country. Some say they saw one pacing the debate stage tonight. #Muslimsreportstuff
— Zainab Chaudry (@zainabnc) October 10, 2016

He's behind you!#MuslimsReportStuff #Debate pic.twitter.com/b9ueYfqO5b
— Shaista Aziz (@shaistaAziz) October 10, 2016

11) Crimes against spoilers.

Bruce Wayne is Batman #MuslimsReportStuff
— Choudhary Sab (@Sh3zzY) October 10, 2016

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#MuslimsReportStuff Addresses Donald Trump's 'Muslim Help' Call

1) Crimes against language.

2) Crimes against groceries.

3) Multiple offences against everyone’s favourite tahini-based dip.

4) ... and falafel.

5) Crimes against furniture.

6) Failure to use hot sauce.

7) Suspicious sleeping patterns.

8) Domestic chaos.

9) Crimes against flavour.

10) The ongoing clown epidemic.

11) Crimes against spoilers.

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1) Crimes against language.

2) Crimes against groceries.

3) Multiple offences against everyone’s favourite tahini-based dip.

4) ... and falafel.

5) Crimes against furniture.

6) Failure to use hot sauce.

7) Suspicious sleeping patterns.

8) Domestic chaos.

9) Crimes against flavour.

10) The ongoing clown epidemic.

11) Crimes against spoilers.

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