Woman Live Tweets Couple's Horrendous First Date And It's Hilariously Cringe-Worthy

When you’re dining alone, there’s nothing quite like a bit of people watching.

And when Kelly Fine sat near a couple in a restaurant recently, she really struck gold.

The pair appeared to be on a truly terrible date, so Fine did the only logical thing.

She live tweeted the entire encounter for her own (and others’) amusement.

The date became awkward early on when the man revealed his aversion to menus.

There's a couple on their first date at this sushi place and the guy announced "I don't look at menus. And I'm ordering for us." Girl.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Now he's asking the sushi chefs if they have different fish. They don't have what he wants, which is "going to be a major problem."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

If only there was some way he could have known this before hand.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Then he was just plain rude.

Omg the waitress asked what kind of wine he wanted and he said "you're the aficionado, you tell me."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He asked his date if she wanted dry wine. She said "sake." He said "sweetie I can't make all the decisions for us." She said "...sake?"
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The lack of menu continued to be an issue.

Omfg he asked the chef if they had giant clam. They said no. He asked the waitress. She said no. He said " I don't look at menus."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The waitress is now dictating the menu to him and his date looks oddly unfazed?
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

And the man persisted in being an utter douchebag.

Oh no he just said something I won't repeat but it started with "any blonde woman that looks at me..."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The woman looked away for a second and he said "look at me. Don't look there, look at me."
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

He even chewed his edamame skin!

He chewed up the skin of his edamame!!!!!!!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The shell part!!!!!!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Dessert time soon came around and Fine had one question.

If I order dessert should I
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

The couple had a rollercoaster conversation.

Omg omg omg he said one of his brothers (could have meant friend) is in jail for 25 murders. He threw it out so casually.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Now they're talking about truffles. I can't keep up.
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

Fine discovered the man’s name was “Tony”.

Tony is telling the owner about all the great Japanese food he's eaten and the owner is humoring him like a champ
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

And just as Fine was getting to know the pair, it was all over. Phew.

He is "introducing himself to a cigarette" outside so I'm going to leave. Thanks for tuning in! We made it!
— Kelly Fine (@KellyeFine) November 17, 2016

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