Taylor Swift
This could mean war.
Paste Magazine suggested that it was safer to release its scathing review of The Tortured Poets Department with no byline attached.
You may have spotted more than one familiar face in the video for Taylor's new single Fortnight.
The singer-songwriter is at her most confessional on her 11th album, a theatrical and acid-tongued reeling in the aftermath of heartbreak.
Dylan Thomas was not available for comment.
Taylor previously described Shania as "the reason I wanted to do [country music] in the first place".
Swifties pointed to another musician to explain the meanings behind songs off the new album.
The Tortured Poets Department also contains lyrical nods to Travis Kelce, overzealous Swifties and, for some reason, Charlie Puth.
The Grammy winner's new album has split opinion right down the middle.
Seriously – how did she manage to pull this off?