Today's theme is people in football who, well, really don't help themselves. Historically, you might consider Joey Barton to head up this list - on one hand, Joey craves being thought of as a football intellect. On the other hand, he likes to put his cigar out in a team mate's eye. Mario Ballotelli would probably get selected if this list became an XI - Mario wants to win the Ballon d'Or one day, but by the same token likes to let off fireworks in his bathroom.
The group of players Mourinho has inherited from Louis van Gaal are 80% of the way to seriously challenging for major honours and a handful of carefully selected signings would get them over the line. That being said, there is still a little deadwood that Mourinho can afford to let go as he looks to put his own stamp on the squad.
Here's a look at five Premier League players who have successfully reinvented themselves in a new position this season.
Ashley Young has played like a man fighting for his future during Manchester United's pre-season tour of the United States
Ashley Young's son, Tyler, has become the latest offspring of a Manchester United player to sign up for a rival club, having
The Clásico is as entertaining for its goals as it is for its flare ups. Real Madrid 3-4 Barcelona: Did Sergio Busquets Stamp
There are a number of ways to solve the problem of diving and play-acting, but they all come with their own problems. In Chico Flores' case, there is no doubt that he warrants a suspension, otherwise what's to stop him doing it in every game?
When Ashley Young starts a game or is introduced as a substitute the Twitterati has an ever growing tendency to complain. Is this attitude inflicted due to his inconsistency or has the England international become a scapegoat? Under David Moyes, Ashley Young is having one of his better seasons at Manchester United.
Manchester United and England footballer Ashley Young has been banned from driving for six months after speeding in Warwickshire
Manchester United manager David Moyes says Juan Mata could be given a free role in his new-look attack but admitted there