“Being married to Piers is basically one very long eye roll."
The couple have since returned home after France was added to the UK's quarantine list.
And we doubt his Good Morning Britain co-host will be too happy either.
Piers Morgan -- controversial ex-editor of the Mirror, dubiously qualified judge of talent on both sides of the pond, and successor to the braces of Larry King -- is a divisive figure. He has been described as an obnoxious idiot, an odious windbag, a pompous cretin, and an arrogant, smarmy, egotistical, self-satisfied, droning buffoon. His critics have been less kind.