drunk texting

You're at a party, or you're out in town and you have a spare five minutes while your mate is in the toilet, the immediate
As students, we like to think of ourselves as club veterans - we know which ones sell the cheapest drinks, which have the
We've all been there, a few more drinks than we'd planned, sitting on either flank of a depleting dance floor, nursing the shards of what little dignity we have left. Crestfallen, we take out our phone and in a drunken haze start to scroll through our contacts list.