Eleanor Hawkins

I was once being shown around a museum in North Korea when another member of my party- a Finn who claimed to be a priest in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters (look it up) took off his shoe and started banging a large gong that was by the door. We barely escaped with our lives and were chased by an angry and murderous mob for a good mile out of town.
Hawkins, 23, was also fined £1,000 for committing the offense Mr Cham told the court that the group understood the "hurt
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