(With acknowledgement and apologies to Miles Kington) Joey Barton (footballeur Liverpudlien), donne son premier press conference
As for sex, no thanks please, we're British. Seriously though, it is behind closed doors and in my own personal experience a less sensual moment and more of a rumpy pumpy one. Probably a huge generalisation - I fear for all the comments - but all the best lovers have been Frenchies.