my get me there

Intrigued by the announcement and excited to trial some fresh new tech, I thought I'd take a 'quick' look into how the new scheme works and how it stacks up against the MEN's claims. And so, blissfully unaware of the rabbit hole I was about to dive into, I clicked through to TfGM's FAQs page. Or, as I like to call it, Pandora's Box of What The Actual Fuck?