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We're eating plastic without even realising it.
He was said to have relieved himself 30 times outside the same block of flats.
'I think I owe her a nice drink after all of this.'
The world has gone to sh*t, literally 💩
'There were animals down there too.'
And some of it is human.
'Faecal transplants are extremely successful.'
'I'll have a stoma or, as I like to call it, a bionic bumhole.'