valentine’s gift

Our High Street this week, I have to say, is a shame to us all. It's gone a trashy shade of red. The colour pollution of Valentine's paraphernalia started four weeks ago. Four! Barely had the dregs of the January sales rails been relegated further into bargain bins when Clinton's was transposed into a sea of red.
After having been inundated with requests I thought I'd mention what I'd like for Valentine's Day ( aside from the diamond earrings of course and the surprise weekend away at the Waterside Inn!). Well, it's perfume.