05/10/2011 19:00 BST | Updated 05/12/2011 05:12 GMT

Sorry, 'Straight-Acting' Boys, But Gay Stereotypes Exist Despite You... Get Over It

Perhaps we secretly miss the homophobia of days gone by, and thus are more than happy to perpetuate it among ourselves, or maybe it's all those years of being ostracised which make the gay man strive to fit in.

If you asked the average man on the street whether he could tell the difference between a gay man and a straight man, he'd probably say yes, citing a number of reasons such as differing fashion or music tastes, cultural references and mannerisms. He may even suggest that gay men behave in a more feminine manner. And, on hearing that, many gay men would be very offended. But why? Well, put simply, if you can still spot the gayness, they've been caught out. All that carefully executed 'straight acting' has come to naught.

Gay men don't like it when their masculinity comes into question. Not all gays are effeminate, of course, but a lot are, and much of the homo world doesn't like admitting it. We are not fond of reminders of the bad old days, you see. Once upon a time we wanted to be accepted for who we were; now we just want people to think we're straight.

Up until the 1990s, the UK's exposure to gay men in popular culture was largely restricted to overly-camp 'whoopsie' types of guys. They lived with their mothers and minced around, rolling their eyes and utterly sexless. It wasn't a particularly flattering view, and gay commentators and tastemakers never tire of pointing out how unjust these stereotypes were on dire, nostalgic clip-compilation programmes. As a reaction to this, there began a slow trickle of TV shows depicting what it meant to be a 'modern gay'.

Queer as Folk, penned by the future saviour of Doctor Who Russell T Davies, kicked things off, and the standard seemed to be set for the next decade or so. It wasn't unusual to see male gay characters playing football and hanging out with the boys drinking beer, most of them struggling to come to terms with how their sexuality could fit in with their life, and occasionally falling in love with their straight best friends.

Straight acting, then, moved into the mainstream. Just as the real straight guys were making doe eyes at David Beckham, discovering moisturiser and fake tan and getting in touch with their metrosexual side, the gays started to 'man up' and become more macho - or at least their version of it - the difference between straight and gay becoming increasingly difficult to spot.

One very well-known British TV actor, and beacon for the new generation of straightish gays, has openly spoken at his disappointment at the only gay role models available to him seemed feminine, bitchy and limp-wristed, that nobody seemed like him - an ordinary, straight-acting lad. Earlier this year, I sat in front of this actor on an aeroplane. His straight acting is just that - a great big act. He was just as caustic and gossipy as a lot of those gay stereotypes he'd previously decried.

The new gay ideal isn't just to be accepted as an 'openly gay' man. We must now strive for further acceptance by being indistinguishable from our heterosexual equivalents. Rather than carve out our own identity, we ape theirs. Now, the new gay norm is the 'straight-actor' with the ultimate compliment being someone not spotting your sexuality. The 'fems' or 'queeny' guys are dismissed as out-dated stereotypes firmly on the descent, but it's a myth - they're still everywhere, no matter how much their much butcher brothers choose to deny them.

From what I have seen on the many dating profiles or social networking sites I scour, gay men don't want to have sex with other gay men at all - they're just interested in straights, or at least someone who can give a good enough rendition of one, despite the very deed of having sex with another man being the least-straight thing you could possibly do. They're at pains to point out how un-gay they are in an effort to attract more men.

Perhaps we secretly miss the homophobia of days gone by, and thus are more than happy to perpetuate it among ourselves, or maybe it's all those years of being ostracised which make the gay man strive to fit in.

Whether we're carefully arranging ourselves into 'tribes' or behaving in a more traditionally masculine way to avoid 'standing out', we just want to belong, even if it means we have to alienate or deny the existence of everyone else along the way. And we'd rather you didn't point out the futility or unfairness of it all while we're doing it, thank you very much. We already know.