David Cameron's Waitrose Comments: A Translation

David Cameron's Waitrose Comments: A Translation

Andrea Mann  3.04.2014
The Prime Minister's recent comments about his favourite supermarket, translated. "When I’m at home in the constituency, I go to Sainsbury's...
Vladimir Putin Now Free To Marry Nigel Farage

Vladimir Putin Now Free To Marry Nigel Farage

Andrea Mann  3.04.2014
Vladimir Putin's divorce from his wife Lyudmila has been finalised - paving the way for him to marry Ukip leader Nigel Farage. Farage...
England World Cup Kit: The Pants

England World Cup Kit: The Pants

2.04.2014
It's the missing piece of England's all-white Nike kit... as revealed by David Schneider and David Beresford.
David Cameron IS... The Dunce Of Downing Street

David Cameron IS... The Dunce Of Downing Street

2.04.2014
When it came to the privatisation of the Royal Mail, said Ed Miliband at Prime Minister's Questions today, David Cameron "wasn't so much...
Ukip: Sahara Dust Falling On UK 'Caused By Gay Weddings'

Ukip: Sahara Dust Falling On UK 'Caused By Gay Weddings'

Andrea Mann  2.04.2014
The 'Sahara rain' deposit of dust and sand currently falling on the UK has been caused by the first gay weddings taking place in Britain...
If The Second Nick Clegg Vs Nigel Farage Debate Was A Rap Battle

If The Second Nick Clegg Vs Nigel Farage Debate Was A Rap Battle

1.04.2014
Well, if rapping is good enough for Michael Gove... (Created by Handface, David Schneider and @UnnamedInsider.) SEE ALSO: Nick Clegg...
LOOK: Check Out What Was Written On The Board Behind George Osborne

LOOK: Check Out What Was Written On The Board Behind George Osborne

31.03.2014
Chancellor George Osborne delivered a speech on the economy in Essex on Monday. And we have to say, we're a little surprised by the achievements...
Career Women To Blame For Absolutely Everything, Confirms Daily Mail

Career Women To Blame For Absolutely Everything, Confirms Daily Mail

Andrea Mann  31.03.2014
Women who have careers are to blame for everything that is wrong with the world, the Daily Mail has confirmed. The latest hazard caused...
Ofgem Enquiry To Find Out Whether We're Being Really Screwed Over, Or Just Screwed Over

Ofgem Enquiry To Find Out Whether We're Being Really Screwed Over, Or Just Screwed Over

Andrea Mann  27.03.2014
British people will have to wait two years to find out whether they're being really screwed over by the main energy companies, or just...
Atos Declared Unfit For Work

Atos Declared Unfit For Work

Andrea Mann  27.03.2014
Atos Healthcare has been declared unfit for work by the Department for Work and Pensions. The decision followed months of assessments,...
Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin's Statement - A Translation

Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin's Statement - A Translation

Andrea Mann  26.03.2014
So actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin have announced they're breaking up - or rather, "consciously uncoupling"...
Nick Clegg Vs Nigel Farage Debate - The Bingo Card!

Nick Clegg Vs Nigel Farage Debate - The Bingo Card!

25.03.2014
Make the Clegg vs Farage debate(s) more bearable by taking a drink crossing off each one of these as it happens... SEE ALSO: 8 Tips For...
LOOK: Royal Mail Unveils Commemorative Privatisation Stamps

LOOK: Royal Mail Unveils Commemorative Privatisation Stamps

25.03.2014
As the Royal Mail announces the axing of 1,600 jobs, it also brings out a new set of commemorative stamps... (By David Beresford and...
Our 15 Nominations For The Australian Honours List

Our 15 Nominations For The Australian Honours List

25.03.2014
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced that he's reintroducing knighthoods to the Australian honours system. (Strewth! Blimey!...