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The Totally Honest Guide To Baby Names: World's Most Beautiful People

10/07/2009 09:14 | Updated 22 May 2015

Unless you've hooked up with Brad Pitt, Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman or Will Smith, you won't be able to guarantee that your sproglet will be a looker. However, with the help of the Totally Honest Guide to Baby Names, you can almost make up for it by picking a looker's name.

As with every instalment of this guide, I am nothing if not totally serious about my suggestions. Today's selection is culled from the winners of various beauty contests, magazine lists and talent shows, all specifically focused on visual aesthetics, with not a single moment's thought for depth of personality or moral fibre.

These are the names that the world's most beautiful people have. Funnily enough, it seems oddly weighted towards girl's names.

You never know, pick one of these for your baby and the rest of the world may miraculously overlook its Shrek features and see only gorgeousness.

Click continue to read them all. Warning: one of them is CariDee.

America's Next Top Model winners

Season 1 – Adrianne

Season 2 – Yoanna

Season 3 – Eva

Season 4 – Naima

Season 5 – Nicole

Season 6 – Danielle

Season 7 – CariDee

Season 8 – Jaslene

Season 9 – Saleisha

Season 10 – Whitney

Season 11 – McKey

Britain's Next Top Model winners

2008 – Alex

2007 – Lauren

2006 – Lianna

2005 – Lucy

Miss World

2008 – Ksenya

2007 – Zhang

Miss World Beach Beauty (I know!)

2008 – Anagabriela

2007 – Ada

Mr World

2007 – Juan

Mr Universe

Arnold

Arnie

Terminator

Miss England

2008 – Laura

The supermodels

Naomi

Christina

Lily

Tyra

Cyndi

Kate

Gisele

FHM World's Top 10 Sexiest Women 2008

1. Megan

2 & 3. Jessica

4. Elisha

5. Scarlett

6. Emmanuelle

7. Hilary

8. Tricia

9. Blake

10. Kate

Vanity Fair's Most Beautiful Woman 2009

Angelina

People magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People, 2009

1. Christina

2. Halle

3. Jessica

4. Ciara

5. Zac

6. Christina

7. Freida

8. Channing

9. Julianne

10. Robert

World's highest paid male model

David (Dolce and Gabanna underwear model David Gandy if you want to Google him. He's not all that.)

Miss Blackpool 2008

Nikki

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