Crusty heals, be gone!
Must we do the same dance every morning?
Paul was arrested last year after reversing into a police car while four times over the legal alcohol limit.
Amid various headlines about her private life, Katie has announced a new venture in typically low-key fashion.
The “cake ambushing” has been parodied with clips involving everyone from Corrie legend Deirdre Barlow to Celebrity Big Brother’s Lauren Harries.
Morrissey previously accused his former Smiths bandmate of "using my name as click-bait".