"Apologise for yelling at your mother. We don't yell at her, she yells at us."
"62% of parenting is improvisational theatre."
Even mums and dads with the very best of intentions can slip into these potentially damaging habits.
“I am ashamed to say that at times I wished I had never become a mother. I grieved for the life I had before."
"Welcome to parenthood. You just stepped in a puddle. Inside your house."
Campaigners are calling for better support, saying nothing has changed since 2020's landmark review.
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"Dropping my daughter off at camp and she’s a little anxious. Told her to find the biggest camper and start a fight to establish dominance."
Erase these common phrases from your parenting vocabulary.
"'Why don't you ever tweet nice stuff about your kids?' asked my idiot daughter."