"My daughter gave me a tiny leaf as a present three days ago and now she wants to know where it is. Pray for me."
"Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie."
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"Free time is a luxury."
"Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice"
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"I used the old 'I gave birth to you' on my daughter, she said 'That was one time.'"
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"My child is disappointed to learn that I, a burn surgeon, have never treated someone for a lava-related injury."
"Me *secures my kid's seat belt*. My kid: Are we there yet?"









