Be careful what you wish for, Rachel Zoe.
The celebrity stylist's "I die" catchphrase is the inspiration for a new US Harper's Bazaar photo shoot in which Zoe - you guessed it - dies.
Oh, but what a way to go.
"I only want to kill Rachel when I don't land one of her fabulous clients for the Oscars," confides Wang, seen poisoning Zoe's cocktail.
"The perfect accessory can make the difference between looking blah and totally to die for," adds a devious Kors, who is photographed burying the stylist underneath a pile of designer handbags.
And here we thought former associate Taylor Jacobson would be prime suspect...