Parentdish Poem...To Victoria Beckham

15/03/2011 12:12 | Updated 22 May 2015

Victoria BeckhamDear Mrs Beckham

So you'd like a girl

I have such a pearl

But I'd never do you a swap.

She's almost four

And occasionally a chore

But can still make my heart go flip-flop.

Three boys already

The thought makes me heady

Even with buckets of dosh.

But you yearn for a lass

And I think that's class

A Mini-Me specially for Posh.

But are you sure you are ready

For tantrums a many

And stubbornness you won't believe?

For even you with your Choos

Are unable to choose

The sex of the child you conceive.

But I wish you good luck

For girl you have pluck

And I for one hope you succeed

Though we're chalk and cheese

Motherhood is no breeze

And that's a truth that we all must concede.

Oh, one thing that I read

That may fill you with dread

But for others is not doom and gloom

If you eat lots of choccy

Forget the size of your botty

There's more chance of a girl in your womb!

What do you think of our fab poem?

Can you put your wishes to the Beckhams in verse?


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