Poor old Harper Seven is not going to have an easy time as a teen if her dad David keeps to his word!
Becks has reportedly said that he has already instructed her three older brothers, Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, eight, and Cruz, six, to protect her once she starts dating, and to be her chaperone!
David has apparently stated that little Harper will have 'three brothers who will take her out, eat with her and bring her home - and a dad waiting for her.'
Hmmm, that's probably enough to stop any would-be-suitors (Bingham Bellamy? Arthur Bleick? Zephyr Cunningham? in their tracks, isn't it?
David also revealed to the Sun how hard it was for him and Victoria to go out socialising because of Victoria's breastfeeding , though added it was exactly how the family wanted things to be:
"It's hard for us to go and socialise because Victoria's nursing.
"But that's how we want it. We look after her ourselves. The boys look after her. Victoria's doing an amazing job."
Aw, lovely, though to be fair, we actually thought Posh's bizarre new diet would put paid to getting out much...
Do you have older boys who 'protect' their little sis?