What's black and white and red all over? Flying in the face of conventional humour, it's neither a newspaper nor a penguin in a blender but Sarah Jessica Parker.
The actress is currently in Moscow promoting her film I Don't Know How She Does It
so we're assuming her choice of outfit was a tribute to Russian artist Kasimir Malevich's work Black Square and Red Square
but we have to say we preferred her Red Riding Hood look
from the film's screening.
This is almost entirely because the Red Riding Hood look involved an ultra-billowy cape but also a tiny bit because with the black and white outfit her shoes look like someone with a white line painter ran over the toes while they were retouching a football pitch.
SWOOSH! versus MEH! Photos: Getty
What do you think - does either look deserve to be inducted into the SJP hall of fabulousness?