18/10/2011 17:01 BST | Updated 18/12/2011 10:12 GMT

Memo To Christina Aguilera: Fishnets Are Not Trousers

Oh, Christina.

Actually, we're feeling nostalgic so: Oh, Xtina.

This picture of you leaving Off Vines with that Matt Rutler chap makes us feel sad. Mostly because you have clearly decided that fishnet tights and fully functional trousers fall into the same bracket.