Weird Words Banned From Texts By Pakistani Authorities

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Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 18/11/11 18:12 Updated: 22/11/11 16:30

Texts containing ‘obnoxious’ words such as fart, Jesus Christ and homosexual are to be banned under new regulations by the Pakistan telecommunications authority (PTA).

According to a letter leaked online, 586 Urdu words and 1,109 English words are on a 'banned list' issued to mobile phone operators by the PTA.

Telecommunications companies will be obligated to comply with the list under the “Protection from Spam, Unsolicited, Fraudulent and Obnoxious Communication Regulations, 2009” within seven days, with fines for offenders.

Although the restriction of some terms may be self-explanatory, the choice of some words seems baffling. The letter leaked to the Pakistani media has caused hilarity and frustration in equal measure.

Monkey-crotch was on the banned list as well as everyday words like athletes’ foot, finger food, deeper and hole.

Also puzzling were the phrases jack the ripper, loverocket, lotion, flogging the dolphin and the very British phrase in the buff.

Some quasi-medical terms were also censored, including flatulence, excrement and period.

After the list has been implemented, mobile phone operators will then have to submit a monthly report to PTA detailing the number of blocked text messages.

Text message spam is a problem in Pakistan with unsolicited texts cluttering up inboxes. Around 100m people are estimated to own mobile phones in the country.

The list of banned words caused laughter on twitter, trending as #PTAbannedlist and #PTAbannedwords.

@karachikhatmal “It occurred to me that the #PTABannedList was compiled using existing SMSes - making it an invaluable historical documentation of our times.”

Some tweeters saw the list as a challenge:

@shahidsaeed tweeted The #PTABannedList is also an excellent opportunity for our street language and slang to evolve and grow by coming up with newer abuses.

With words such as "strap-on", "beat your meat", "crotch rot" and "love pistol", some tweeters are accusing the PTA of their falling foul of filthy language themselves.

@shobz tweeted "Thanks to PTA I can now curse like a Sailor. Thank u for helping me "improve" my vocabulary and giving me a reason to laugh. #PTABannedwords"

However some people believed the ban would be damaging for Pakistan:

@aamnaarshad said "I cannot believe this will actually be implemented! #ptabannedwords Just when I thought Pakistan couldn't sink further into the darkages!"

A spokesman for the PTA told the Guardian that the list was a reaction to complaints by phone owners who had received unsolicited offensive texts. He added: "Nobody would like this happening to their young boy or girl".

A full list of the banned words is circulating the internet, though it has not been confirmed as the official record.

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Texts containing ‘obnoxious’ words such as fart, Jesus Christ and homosexual are to be banned under new regulations by the Pakistan telecommunications authority (PTA). According to a letter lea...
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Charles L King
Retiree
23:15 on 29/11/2011
"Although the restriction of some terms may be self-explanatory, the choice of some words seems baffling. The letter leaked to the Pakistani media has caused hilarity and frustration in equal measure.
"Monkey-crotch" was on the banned list as well as everyday words like "athletes’ foot," "finger food," "deeper" (!!!???) and "hole."

Also puzzling were the phrases "jack the ripper," "loverocket," "lotion," "flogging the dolphin" and the very British phrase "in the buff."
Some quasi-medical terms were also censored, including "flatulence," "excrement" and "period."" (Huffington Post.)

I say, there's no accounting for tastes.
One man's love-rocket is another man's c*** (bad word!) Or, one woman's cramp is another woman's full stop, period!
11:31 on 21/11/2011
As if they haven't got more pressing problems!
18:42 on 20/11/2011
Too easy to avoid ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,F@rt ............ opps i'd like to apologise to the Pakistan government
21:36 on 19/11/2011
This is a strange country to put it mildly
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ideaville
Wind turbines. I'm a big fan.
18:23 on 19/11/2011
So it's OK for their teenagers to blow themselves up, just not text the wrong words.( Apologies for my use of the word "blow").
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philhellene
Far Left and Proud of It!
16:28 on 19/11/2011
Newsflash: All construction work in Pakistan has stopped - there is no synonym for that dreadfully immoral word "hole".
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dan can
14:31 on 19/11/2011
why can i not post? am i being censored?
11:02 on 21/11/2011
Calm down, dear....the two different versions of your, um, brilliant, witty, enlightening post are now up for everyone to read.
11:32 on 21/11/2011
Apparently not.
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dan can
14:30 on 19/11/2011
i want to put my loverocket deep into your monkey crotch.
god, i love free speech!
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dan can
14:25 on 19/11/2011
my loverocket needs to go deeper into your monkeycrotch, period.
god, i love free speech!!
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Lawyer13
retired Lawyer, General and Psychiatric Nurse, wit
10:32 on 19/11/2011
Why not just ban texts altogether that would solve a lot of problems world wide
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Chris Burgess
George Bush. The Worst President Ever!
06:11 on 19/11/2011
Flogging the Dolphin? Hmm. I wonder what that means? :)
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deluk
hot mess...
09:21 on 19/11/2011
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flogging%20the%20dolphin.....I believe it's the same as "bashing the bishop"..... all charming colloquialisms that we should fight to conserve in an increasingly homogenised sterilised world......silly Pakistani Puritans.
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BeeJayCeee
I still loathe Thatcher
03:15 on 19/11/2011
Who gives a monkey's crotch?
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floodberg
Attorney (ret.)
03:52 on 19/11/2011
I for one will never again consider going to Pakistan; one simply can't communicate effectively via tweet sans 'flogging the dolphin' and fart.