'End Of The World Not In 2012' According To Decoded Mayan Tablet

Huffington Post   Alastair Plumb First Posted: 02/12/2011 13:41 GMT Updated: 02/12/2011 23:43 GMT

Good news, everyone! The end of the world won't take place in 2012. Hooray!

Sven Gronemeyer of Australia's La Trobe University says that his interpretation of certain hieroglyphs indicate that though 21 December 2012 is an important date for the ancient Mayan people, it won't necessarily be apocalyptic.

"The date acquired a symbolic value because it is seen as a reflection of the day of creation," Gronemeyer said whilst at an archaeological site in Palenque, Mexico. "It is the passage of a god and not necessarily a great leap for humanity."

His research shows that 21/12/2012 heralds the arrival of the Mayan god of creation and war, Bolon Yokte, 5,125 years after Mayan Long Count calendar began back in 3113 B.C.

His reappearance on earth is meant to indicate a new era on the planet, but not a destructive one.

Decoding the stone tablet in question - originally found at Tortuguero in the Mexican province of Tabasco - was especially difficult for Gronemeyer as it's 1,300 years old - and had a crack right through the middle of it.

This is the latest attempt by a group of Mayan archaeology experts to dismiss the popular belief that 2012 will be the end of all time, a rumour perpetuated by internet forums and cinema-goers who somehow genuinely believe in Roland Emmerich's disaster movie, 2012.

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Daveed M
The Truth Hurts
02:23 PM on 11/02/2012
when will pople stop predicting something that will not happen on Dec 21st 2012, the calendar has done its cycle and restarting.
10:39 AM on 12/08/2011
so just because 1 man analyzed it its all over cuz he says so?
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nitwitsRus
my udder username is...
10:58 AM on 12/07/2011
& for now
let's just say
if i was
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Deckard
i woulda let
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Blade_Runner_characters#Rachael
walk out the door
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YouDontWantMeHere
thinks my cover is BLOWN!
11:09 AM on 12/07/2011
& they did recut the endin' agin right?
cause i didn't like the one in the
director's cut
&
just that ONE voice over?
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nitwitsRus
my udder username is...
11:28 AM on 12/07/2011
but i DID defend
that one scene in Alien
CAUSE
after a HARD day's work
i likta strip down &
take a shower?
02:29 AM on 12/06/2011
Also interesting is their beginning date 3113 or 3114 BC. On a scientific thread; there was a world wide cataclism around this date which one can assume resulted in the "re-setting" all of the civilizations around the world.
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tiptop3
Microbio-birthschoolworkdeath
12:47 AM on 12/06/2011
If the Mayans were so sharp and their predictions so fantastic you'd think they could've been prepared for the Spainards...
YOKEL13
Gimme more! - unofficial GOP motto
06:11 AM on 12/07/2011
"Psychic Network Syndrome"... they never saw it coming.
09:38 PM on 12/05/2011
If the world doesn't end in 2012 I will dig up ancient Mayan corpses and sue them for false information
Al Schrader
Don't limit your potential
03:46 PM on 12/05/2011
If you look at the Earth closely, you will notice that it is covered with asteroid impacts that either struck head on, or were glancing blows. Most have filled-in with water like the Gulf of Mexico, the Great Lakes, etc. Some like the mile plus diameter crater in the midwest and the Grand Canyon are in dry areas and so, didn't fill with water. The Earth is covered with impacts same as the other planets. Also, the continents are actually plates that are constantly boiling and folding under in a constant flow of rock and molten magma that cools and remelts. We know all of this, but it all occurs on a very large time table and not likely to be a factor for a long time. We can attach boosters to asteroids and steer them by, or move our populations as the plates submerge under or rise into mountains....Al-
04:53 AM on 12/05/2011
For some reason I keep imaging a scene from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" where some scruffy man dressed in a robe has a sign reading: "The World Ends Today!" , then randomly checks a stone tablet, turns it upside down and goes............."Ops, so sorry! wrong day, sorry to bother." and walks off for tea.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
01:40 AM on 12/05/2011
In the meantime, the Dominionists will do everything possible to try and make the end of the world happen.
12:44 AM on 12/05/2011
D@mmit - I was counting on that whole end of the world thing. I have been patinely waiting to get out of this stack of bills facing me every month!

Now what - I suppose I've got to pay this sh*t?

J/K - I thought maybe the guy got tired chiseling away and figured he could catch up and finish the calendar when we hit - oh say, 1950 or so.

Mostly, I just think it's going to be a time of change - not necessarily end of times & "scarey" changes - but maybe end of THESE times ... maybe we'll be better people or something like that. :) hopefully anyway. Apocalyptic means unveiling & revelations - means revealing - I guess that means that perhaps some knowledge or looking at ourselves in the mirror at what we have become type thing .. I dunno
07:22 PM on 12/04/2011
Terence McKenna's Time Wave Theory predicts the most unique event in human history on 12/21/2012.
02:09 AM on 12/05/2011
WOW - that was interesting. Thanks.
ElCojonuo
I believe in WISDOM
04:33 PM on 12/04/2011
OH S..T !
I'm done for.
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montanasian
Still trying to make it up the learning curve.
04:13 PM on 12/04/2011
damn, I just bought a Ferrari, quit my job, punched the kid from kindergarten who stole my toy,( I am 49) and booked a trip for Fiji, oops its not gonna happen this year? Next year! I guess I made a mistake too for that kindergarten kid was my boss.
01:18 PM on 12/04/2011
Bugger!
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Yankeebrown
11:50 AM on 12/04/2011
Great News really and just in time. It will hopefully prevent some knucklehead from committing suicide in anticipation of end of days!
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
01:42 AM on 12/05/2011
Actually, it would be nice if all the idiots would remove themselves from the gene pool. Think how much our collective IQ would rise!
09:36 PM on 12/05/2011
we should be more proactive and eliminate inferior people like the Nazis