Let's just get it out there, Franky Zapata - we're jealous of you. Not only do you live in Marsielles, but you're also in the possession of a 2011 Jetlev Flyer.
What's a 2011 Jetlev Flyer, you ask? Well essentially it's a water-based jet pack that allows you to "fly", Iron Man-style.
Pushing water downwards at staggering speeds, the 250 horse power "JP 250" still requires a lot of energy, a lot of water and um, high-pressure tubing - but we're still very impressed.
On Jetlev's website, it states that the jetpack is "produced and sold exclusively by M.S. Watersports GmbH Germany", with the asking price clocking in at £60,000 - but at what price the power to pretend to be a wet Robert Downey Jr.? Well, £60,000. Like we said.
The other "drawback" to the Jetlev is that in order for it to work, it needs to be connected to a 100 horse power jetski nearby. Still, jetskis are awesome, so no worries there either.
Now who has £100,000 lying around and lives near a large body of water? If you do, let us know...