The Last Story is coming to Wii on 24 February 2012. Are you reading for emo-liscious, leather-clad, sword-wielding action?
We are. The Last Story is probably not the last actual story from Nintendo, but it's a very good looking one. If earrings are important to you, then you will surely agree.
The characters are all made up like extras in Game of Thrones or the better-washed lads and lasses at Camden Lock market on a Saturday. There's plenty of leather bras, long tails of hair on men and pretty elfin female characters.
Zael is the hero warrior/babe who carries rare powers and is keen to become a knight. There's a spare one right here in this kingdom since Fred Goodwin gave up his.
But before he can sit at the round table, Zael and his mates have some fighting to do. And that's where you come in.
In The Last Story can work with two to six players to lead your ancient race of hornorable, well-dressed warriors to redemption.