The Muppets, it's fair enough to say, are utterly bloody brilliant. When they're not showing Fox who's boss with some whip-smart put-downs, they're interviewing A-list celebrities on the Bafta red carpet.
Perhaps the most brilliant muppet of all is Miss Piggy - though many would argue Kermit, Animal and the Swedish Chef deserve that honour, of course - and today she's excelled herself with this fantastic staring competition courtesy of EmpireOnline.com.
Addressing her fans with the nonchalant air you'd expect of the plus-size Vogue editor, her beautiful eyes are simply a joy to gaze at - until, of course, she gets angry and snaps. But that's Miss Piggy for you: always willing to judo chop you, even over the interwebs.
Directed by Empire's Nick De Semlyen over at Universal Studios in Los Angeles in honour of today's UK release of The Muppets, this is 102 seconds of sheer muppeting wonderfulness - but there's plenty more where that came from in our special best of The Muppets video gallery below. Warning: many contain Swedish gibberish.