Welcome to Friday, where tradition dictates that across the lands, every woman and man shall give not one (insert expletive of choice).
In the United States of America the common practice to to engage in the drinking of beverages at a native venue called Thank God It's Friday.
The tradition of celebrating this arbitrary end to the working week has kept up with modern times too.
On the Internetlands, the tradition has been embraced by so-called meme makers, or the "time rich" - call them what you will.
Using the salaryman's traditional answer to any question asked on Friday, namely "I don't give (insert random grammar twitch here)" memes have been created to embrace that global consciousness.
Many images of popular culture have been co-opted to carry the message of not caring much about anything at all on a Friday.
These include popular moving pictures, such as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Sound of Music, cats, cartoons like batman, and also cats.
Some-ecards has naturally come to the party to celebrate the lack of figs, fudges or fucks given on Friday.
We're sure there's one here to match the extent to which you do not care about work today.Suggest a correction