Simon Cowell Undergoes Regular Enemas

Posted: 18/04/2012 07:19 Updated: 18/04/2012 07:28   WENN

Simon Cowell has been outed as a colonic irrigation devotee.

Tom Bower's much-buzzed book about the telly mogul is the gift that keeps on giving - we now know Simon relies on regular enemas to keep his eyes sparkling.

Chatting about his favourite flushing treatment, he told Tom: "It's so cleansing - and it makes my eyes shine brighter."

The biography, out next week, makes Simon out to be a bona fide spendthrift - he once bought a vintage MG sport scar but got rid of it the next day because it was "too draughty".

The Britain's Got Talent boss, who earns £45 million a year, splashes out £3,000 a week on fresh flowers for his Beverly Hills mansion, and spends £155,000 every time he flies his private jet between London and LA.

His luxury yacht also makes a hefty dent in his bank balance - the 193ft Slipstream costs £2m a month to charter.

The Sun's latest excerpts from Sweet Revenge reveal Simon also wastes money on wacky beauty treatments.

He hooks himself up to an intravenous drip to pump vitamins into his bloodstream, and he once had a therapist visit him weekly to cover him in oil and clingfilm to "detoxify and oxygenate" his skin.

He even demands black loo roll in his bathroom - because white toilet paper reminds him of an asylum.

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Simon Cowell has been outed as a colonic irrigation devotee. Tom Bower's much-buzzed book about the telly mogul is the gift that keeps on giving - we now know Simon relies on regular enemas to keep...
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20:03 on 18/04/2012
colonic irrigation devotee ... the open sentence is a giggle.
16:29 on 18/04/2012
He should be more worried about breast cancer!
15:17 on 18/04/2012
He does have a funny walk! As if he's clenching his cheeks!
18:26 on 18/04/2012
Drip! Drip! probably needs the flowers to mask the smell!
15:14 on 18/04/2012
His brains are up his backside! Surprised he doesn't waste away & dissolve.
15:27 on 18/04/2012
No such look! Why do we have to suffer the fall out - Ex-Factor! & BGT!
15:08 on 18/04/2012
Dannii the bidet!!!
15:06 on 18/04/2012
What else does he stick up there?
15:15 on 18/04/2012
Louis Walsh!
14:43 on 18/04/2012
Well you learn something new everyday - Simon has confirmed his mental health & that asylums have white toilet paper!
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14:37 on 18/04/2012
Wish ITV would give his programmes an enema & flush them down the pan. They're s... too!
14:33 on 18/04/2012
Surprised he doesn't find enemas a bit draughty - but he's always been suspect!
15:05 on 18/04/2012
He's a regular bum bandit, but feels the need to purge his anus afterwards!
17:59 on 18/04/2012
Full of gas too!
14:00 on 18/04/2012
Simon Cowell's protestation over the unauthorised biography is all an act that it is assured of becoming a best seller. Imagine how many would be keen to read it had it been an "authorised" biography. Allegedly, Simon was so outraged that the first man he consulted was not a lawyer (Simon has the means to sue the publisher's pants off) but the PR guru Max Clifford and today Simon's pseudo protests have reached the four corners of the globe and if you google, you'd see that it is covered in every English version of the press across the world. When the sales fade after a time, I bet, Simon brings out the authorised version for the previous purchasers to compare and he'll have another bite of the cherry.
13:55 on 18/04/2012
Oh please........ now you're making it so easy I can't be bothered
13:56 on 18/04/2012
......Simon says.............
15:09 on 18/04/2012
lol.
13:37 on 18/04/2012
Colonic irrigation that's why he looks puffed up!
13:34 on 18/04/2012
His beauty secrets ain't working!
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I came, I saw...I had a cup of tea!
12:07 on 18/04/2012
As he constantly talks out of that area, I guess this is the equivelent of a mouthwash!