Meet Alexander Shtifanov. He's from Ukraine, and he's much, much, much better at pouring drinks than you are.
We know this because he's appeared on Ukraine's equivalent of Britain's Got Talent - called, would you believe it, Ukraine's Got Talent, and showed his country - and now the world - how to fill up a glass full of liquid in an elaborate way.
But as this is a 'Got Talent' piece of programming, a lot of the footage we've got for you above shows the judges' reactions just a touch more than you want them to. Damn you, Mr. Cowell! Show us the actual talent! Like, say, dogs performing tricks, or this ninja cucumber fellow and his friends - you know it makes sense.
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