We've all had bad photographs taken of us - and as you'll see from the picture gallery below, mug shots seem to be a nigh-on guaranteed way of achieving one - but one Georgia woman wasn't going to stand for it when a mug shot of hers appeared in a local broadsheet, no sir.
"Ms. Fowler contacted 911 earlier today in reference to being upset about a picture," an officer stated in the report obtained by The Smoking Gun. "I informed Ms. Fowler to contact 911 for emergencies, injuries or violence."
Amazingly, the photograph we've got for you above is not the picture she initially took umbrage with, but the mug shot taken by the police officers who arrested her for - you guessed it - unlawful use of the emergency service, following on from a previous incident when she needed a place to keep her sleeping bags and a stranger wouldn't let her use their house.
It makes you think, though: if that's the photo taken after the previous, even worse one - what must that have been like? Doesn't bear thinking about, really...
Arrested for: Drink-driving.
Arrested for: Beating up a bus driver. She was found later at home where she dropped her underpants in front of police.
Arrested for: Breaking into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals. He was later found in, yes, a wooded area.
Arrested for: Flight. As in, fleeing from the authorities. Not actual flight (see Batman).
Arrested for: Domestic violence.
Arrested for: Hitting a man on the head with a skateboard after he took a picture of his bizarre triple-mohawk hairstyle.
Arrested for: Posing as a doctor and filling a women's buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tyre sealant.
Arrested for: Operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
Arrested for: Domestic battery.
Arrested for: Fleeing during a traffic stop. He was easily found later due to, yes, the tattoos on his face.
Arrested for: Smashing statues and furniture (because God told him to do it).
Arrested for: Attempted burglary. Police found him stuck in a woman's chimney - hence the soot.
Patrick Francis Brooks
Arrested for: Burglary, receiving stolen property, forgery and violating the terms of his parole for a previous conviction. His mugshot wasn't exactly repentant.
Arrested for: Being involved in a brawl in a waffle house.
Arrested for: Driving erratically.
Robert Norton Kennedy
Arrested for: Assault. Though he did apologise via the medium of his forehead.
Arrested for: Hooking up with Divine Brown.