Errrm , Will Young. May I have word in your hearing aid?
The last time I checked, you were 33-years-old, not 73. So what's with the grandad threads?
Are you after an advertising deal with Werther's Originals or something?
And yes, I know your autobiography is called 'Funny Peculiar' and all that but does that phrase really need to extend to your wardrobe while you're promoting it?
And if you are going to insist on wearing the contents of your gramp's wardrobe, at least tuck your shirt in.
Honestly, the youth of today.