What have "average wife lifespan", "human teeth parade" and "Holocaust bloopers" got in common? Well, they were all among Mitt Romney's recent Google searches, according to this damning news report from The Onion.
Apparently, the man with his eye on the White House has also searched for "must the President look at people". Let's hope he found the answer he was looking for.
(A quick heads-up for international news agencies: The Onion specialises in topical spoofs.)
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