Justin Bieber is being sued by a man who claims the teenage pop star stole his credit card to fund a penis enlargement.
The lawsuit claims Bieber used the stolen credit card to buy drugs which he then shared with Sean Coombs "to use in drug free school zones."
The man behind the lawsuit says he is the father of Bieber's girlfriend Selena Gomez, accuses Bieber of giving her a sexually transmitted disease and making her pregnant, specifically on his Canadian bear-skin rug.
He says Bieber still owes him $426.78 for the abortion Gomez later had and adds: "I'm an emotional mess...America must boycott biebers music!"
However, the 18-year-old's army of fans are unlikely to be ruffled by the news, and Bieber himself continues to go about his wholesome, noble business.
This week he surprised a cancer-stricken superfan after her family and friends spearheaded a social media campaign to bring the two together.
Four year old Hailey Roser had tickets to a Bieber concert but it was feared she would succumb to a cancerous brain tumour before her dream could be realised. So big-hearted Biebs visited the girl in Milwaukee. Ahhh.