Giving new meaning to the phrase 'bun in the oven', here are the best bad baby shower and welcome to the world cakes we have ever seen.
Yes, forget everything you've seen featuring cutesy bows and delicate storks made of icing, it's all about giant sperm and 3D birth shots with these gems.
Take a look and let us know your favourites - but be warned, some are not in the best possible taste...
Big thanks to Cakewrecks.com - the online destination for all bad baking - for loaning us these disastrous delights.
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