Ah, Disney. The wonderful world of Disney.
Yes, Walt and his Mickey Mouse staff have bought Lucasfilm - and announced that 'Star Wars Episode 7' will be coming in 2015.
So what will Darth Vader be doing until then?
The answer lies in the video above - just click play to find out. And then when you're done, head over to the video's YouTube page, where you can read such comments "DON'T RUIN STAR WARS YOU FUCKING DISNEY ASSFACES!!!".
As if! In fact, we know full well that Disney and their "assfaces" won't ruin Star Wars - because we've seen a sneak preview of Episode 7. And bloody brilliant it looks, too:
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