Hoorah! Photographer/artist Alison Jackson has been weaving her magic once again - and this time the subject is the baby shower for the Duchess of Cambridge's royal bun in the oven.
Naturally, she imagines that the party has been organised by Britain’s hostess with the mostess, Pippa Middleton. And naturally the Queen and Camilla are also present - as is Kate's mum, Carol. And a corgi...
(Corgis optional for all discerning baby shower hosts)
and the new arrival will be exceptionally well dressed
whilst the Queen* tucks into a tasty cupcake
As you can possibly tell from the captions, the whole thing is a campaign for the alcohol-free party drink of choice, Shloer. But hey - one's got to have an alternative to Gin and Dubonnet, doesn't one?
*not really Kate
**not really Pippa