Another day, another picture of Eva Longoria in a black dress. This time at the NCLR ALMA Awardsin Pasadena. Is there anything left to say about this particular fashion cul-de-sac? Fashion Priest digs around in his collection plate and finds an offering:
"'Tis the season to be Gothic, so of course that means that every Tom, Dick and Eva will be trying the trend out for size. However, as you know, this Priest doesn't believe in handing out A's for effort. This girl is as bland as a sacramental wafer and even a vampy gown can't hide that fact. Just look at that debutante up-do. You're not fooling anyone Miss L, not even yourself. Now, give Megan Fox back her dress."
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