Hear ye my faithful congregation, if Fashion Month taught us one thing last year, it's that THIS year is all about statement cultural stereotype chic.
Last year a meager Breton striped top would suffice. This year, we expect you to add a beret, baguette and a string of onions. I can sense you're scared, but fear not! I am here to keep you on the path of the retail righteous. Here are the heaven and hells of being a true Globetrotter.
You're welcome. Go in peace to love and serve the Lagerfeld.