Stop the presses! Forget trying to be clever or ironic when picking your Halloween costume this year. Instead, follow La-La-Land's lead, and plump for something traditional, such as a sexy kitten.
If it's good enough for Kim Kardashian, and now Fergie, it should be good enough for you. And we all look this good in tight leopard print lycra, right?
Or perhaps you'd prefer something more classy? Take a moment to flick through our Gothic Glamour gallery below.