I went to one wedding fayre before I got married where I wandered round a hotel eating free heart-shaped pick 'n' mix while being told I couldn't afford anything.
I wasn't organised enough and I'd never get anyone to do my flowers/hair/disco with only eight months to go. Except the individual who was telling me off, of course. They'd do it, they said begrudgingly. But only if I gave them 86VIRTUAL-hpGallery-296283%