We imagine Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's conversation on the way to dinner at Prime 112 ran approximately thus:
Kim: So I thought we were having a classy dinner.
Kanye: Err, we are?
Kim: So why are you wearing towelling shorts, a tshirt like a billion sizes too big and those ridiculous red trainers?
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Kanye: Seriously? A) It's called fashion and B) you're wearing short sleeves, I'm wearing short sleeves, you're wearing eyecatching shoes, I'm wearing eyecatching shoes, you're wearing something dark and short to cover your modesty and GUESS WHAT, so am I. Game, set and match, darling.
Kim: I... wait, what? How am I losing this argument?
We don't know Kim, we just don't know.