Who? Reality television star, Kim Kardashian
What? Kim decided to attend a family dinner at a steakhouse wearing something from the "tight dress" section of her wardrobe. Actually, now we come to think about it, her wardrobe possibly only has four sections. It's kind of like The Crystal Maze, but instead of Aztec, Medieval, Futuristic and Industrial we have Tight Dresses, Leather Trousers, Ruffles, and Swimwear. And instead of the Crystal Dome there's a Shoe Cupboard where people try to find a matching pair of ill-conceived footwear in order to win a weird office team-building prize.
Where? Prime 112 Steakhouse, Miami Beach, 30 September
Sidenote: Seriously, who the hell wears a tight white dress to a steakhouse?