Cannes seems to bring out the best and worst in people. This morning we praised Kelly Brook for her valiant attempt at red carpet style, which saw the former Playboy model work some serious old school glamourat film festival's premiere of Vous N'Avez Encore Rien Vu (You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet). But there is a flip side to Cannes style, as exemplified by English aristocrat Lady Victoria Hervey.
Not to be eclipsed by the likes of Sean Combs, Rita Ora, Alec Baldwin and the bevvy of models attending the Chopard Mystery Party, Lady Victoria went for the low blow and opted for a classic Look At Me Dress, complete with visible nipples and a white G-string. How delightful.
And if this outfit is hurting your eyes, we suggest you sooth them with our Cannes red carpet gallery: