One minute everyone's insisting Harry Styles is still in love with ex-girlf Taylor Swift and the next all chat turns to him getting down and dirty with a stripper. Standard.
According to The Mirror, Hazza spent a boozy night with lapdancer Chelsea Ferguson, necking vodka and champagne straight from the bottle and comparing tattoos. Eh?
Rumour has it Chelsea caught Harry's eye in Newcastle's Perdu Club hours after he had finished a concert on the latest leg of 1D's UK tour. Chelsea allegedly spilled to the tabloid, "Things got out of control. We were intimate. Let's just say all pop stars think they can be with you and Harry is no different."
She then proceeded to tell The Mirror the following hilarious things...
"I had done a striptease and showed my boobs. He walked up to me and said, 'Hi, I'm Harry. I have just done a gig in Newcastle.'
"He wanted a conversation, to chill out, have fun and get drunk. I couldn't believe Harry Styles wanted to spend time with me.
"He stared at the rose tattoo on my hand. Then he lifted up his shirt and showed me the ones on his chest. He smiled and said, 'Look, we have our tattoos in common.' He has a really good body.
"He said he'd never seen boobs like mine before and that he had been looking at them all night... We were in a quiet place in the club where no one was watching so we could be relaxed together." Wait, there's more.
"I told him I wanted to open my own strip club and wanted to be like Katie Price... someone who isn't daft and is abusiness woman. He said I'd be bigger than Katie Price.
"He said the others don't really go out. He's charming and said he enjoys meeting young ladies... and who can blame him?
"People treat him like royalty. He liked the fact I was down-to-earth and didn't care who he was.
"Harry and I had a good time. It was a really good night. Everyone had fun and it was pretty laid back. No one really noticed us together, it was only a few days after that everyone wanted to know about it.
"I like Harry because he is genuine. Money and good looks aren't important to me. It didn't matter that he's in the biggest boyband in the world." Mega lolz.