"Guys! I had a revelation! If you add an elasticated waistband to half a Gore-Tex jacket you have a waterproof yet breathable skirt!"
But why would Salma Hayek want a waterproof yet breathable skirt to wear to Balmain's Paris Fashion Week show?
"Why wouldn't I?"
It's a fair point. We were wondering about the non-matching blazer, though...
"Who EVER heard of a homebrew Gore-Tex blazer?"
No further questions.
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