We Need To Have Firm Words With Rihanna About This Thigh High Boot Situation

11/07/2013 19:23 | Updated 22 May 2015

And in "people whose legs look like they're being eaten by giant snakes" news...



Look. She can wear what the hell she wants, but that doesn't make them flattering.

At this point we feel we should add in Jennifer Lopez as a mid-thigh-and-below point of reference for this critique - shapely AND snakey.

We are not sanctioning above the mid-thigh, though. Because there is such a thing as flogging a dead snake horse.

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