So, Emma Stone has been shot for the latest W cover by Juergen Teller - he of taking glossy-stars-and-making-them-scuzzy fame.
Everyone Teller shoots ends up looking like Sophia Coppola's version of Virgin Suicides - beautiful, whimsical and a little bit vacant. But that's his style, and it's mostly interesting.
The only thing with this cover is that, well, Emma Stone is stupidly beautiful and she's wearing what looks like a strapless bra.
That's not fair! She deserves a proper stylist. Who'll put together a look that doesn't feature bad hair.
To see Emma being shot siren-style, this is her career in covers...
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