Could former Spice Girl be all loved up with X Factor winner circa we can't remember when, Matt Cardle? In answer to our own question, as bloody if! Or at least we hope not. Because, c'mon that would be totes weird.
Mel told The Mirror, "I've never had a love interest in a video before so I was really nervous beforehand. I've always felt too self-conscious before, and never really had the confidence to do it.
"But because this song is really sexy, it felt relevant - we weren't just doing it for the sake of it." Got forbid! "And to be fair, it's not a hardship snogging Matt Cardle."
The Artist Formerly Known As Sporty had confessed her on-screen kiss virginity to Matt who was keen to make things as comfortable as possible for her. Bless.
"Matt and I were chatting and I told him I'd never done this before," she said. "He was like 'OK, that's cool', and then went off to get changed next door.
"Suddenly, I heard him shouting at me to come in. I thought 'Oh, shit, I've done something wrong'. Anyway, he turned to me and said, 'I'm not being funny but it's really weird kissing someone for the first time in front of people. So do you mind if we practice first?"
Mel and Matt enjoyed "a cheeky little secret snog" and, wait for it, "it was lovely". Ahhhh!
Fortunately for all involved Mel maintained their relationship was purely "professional". Phew!