PARENTS
30/08/2013 11:02 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

10 Things You Will Never Hear A Parent Say

There are plenty of things you should never say to a new parent - and there are plenty of things you will never hear a mum or dad say back.

Wax lyrical about a good night's sleep? Never!

Excitement about World Book Day? Pah!

Here are our top 10 things you will never hear from a mum or dad's mouth...