There are plenty of things you should never say to a new parent - and there are plenty of things you will never hear a mum or dad say back.
Wax lyrical about a good night's sleep? Never!
Excitement about World Book Day? Pah!
Here are our top 10 things you will never hear from a mum or dad's mouth...
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